urgentcum:

i sexually identify as refreshing my browser

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broadens:

the number on the scale doesn’t matter when my favorite pair of jeans can still fit me

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frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

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crazykissing:

sex / love / romance blog ♡ just a few make-out tips

crazykissing:

sex / love / romance blog ♡ insane sex facts
How Couples Cuddle (10 Photos)

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crazykissing:

SHOCKING facts about dating…

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

image

Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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